Frank Traynor was born in Buenos Aires, Argentina, in 1982. He is the youngest of 7 accidents his parents had and was born 11 years after the 6th consecutive one. Making his siblings old enough to be his parents and his parents dead.

He is an internationally multi-awarded copywriter in the advertising industry; but he likes to say that he works “writing ads” so he can hear himself saying that he makes a living as a writer. He is also a musician, a comedian and a storyteller.

He moved to the United States in 2013 with his wife and three cats, who they treat as their children; and since then have produced two children they treat like cats.